The wind is howling, snow is blowing, and the house fills with the aroma of baking bread in the oven and chili on the stove top. The men of the house are in the kitchen!
My 17-year-old son is putting on a repeat performance of his pear bread that he baked a couple of weeks ago. He had me take photos of his lovely first attempt at this baked good, and I must say it turned out beautifully! The sight and accompanying good taste apparently acted as his poetic muse. His light-hearted ode to a pear follows. I suppose I should have properly labeled this post as a “guest post” with my son as the guest blogger! Enjoy!
Pear-ly Poetic
A poem by Kat B.’s son
Pear, oh pear,
Fleshy fruit without compare,
Juicy, green, so sweet, so fair –
To thee I pour out emotions bare.
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Thy rotund figure does seduce,
But I shan’t imbibe thy godly juice.
Though with all this self-abuse,
Me to a madman will you reduce?
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Tensions begin to run quite deep;
Thoughts of thee keep me from sleep.
This un-sated desire makes me weep,
But sown seeds of want I shall not reap.
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Canst thou give me a little flavor?
Just a nibble, for me to savor.
Then perhaps I will return the favor,
And present thee mine toe – I shall not waver.
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I finally snap, grasp thy body at last;
’Tis time to break this maddening fast!
Mine wheel’s unmanned, and lies broken the mast;
I have submitted, heavens, avast!
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Mine mouth tastes sickly sweet, is thinly glazed.
Within me’s the pear at which I once gazed.
My being’s been torn, my morals razed,
But ’tis lack of remorse that leaves me dazed.
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For I loved thee, pear, it still is true,
But my recent actions I shan’t ever rue,
For looking back, I’d not undo
Mine every last bite of succulent you.
You can find a link to the pear bread recipe here on the Taste of Home website — my son recommends one more pear than what the recipe calls for, and added chocolate chips this time for a fun twist.
Ciao! ~ Kat B. (and son!)
28 responses to “Teen in the Kitchen: Pear Bread and Poetry”
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[…] son entertained you with his earlier pear bread poem, and now has shared another — a plea for your vote, a minute of your time, to help him become […]
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I’ve never even heard of pear bread! That poem though is what inspires me to go ahead and make one- I mean, how can you resist after that.
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My son got a kick out of your comment — and the pear bread is a nice change from the usual quick breads ~ Kat
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Wow, looks delicious! And great poem. You’ve obviously done an excellent job as a mom, Kat! 🙂
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Some days I do better than others 🙂 — thanks so much CIMT! ~ Kat
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My goodness!! that looks so good it made me want to bake! Which never happens!
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Thankfully I have my house of men and boys who don’t mind the kitchen, as I am not much of a baker either ~ Kat
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Ha ha!! This is the first time that a poem has made my mouth water!! Hats off to you and your son!! 🙂
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All the kudos go to my son (I may have taken the photos, but without the foodie-perfect subject, there would have been nothing to post!) — this was the easiest post I have ever “written”!
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Oh YUM! I am on a pear frenzy at the moment, I am so making this! Choc chips included 🙂 Thank you to your son, great poem!
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I will pass on your comment and let him know he provided some new fuel for ultra training 🙂
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Reblogged this on Heart voice.
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Thanks for sharing with your readers!
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So creative! That’s a great poem. Love that he added chocolate chips this time. 🙂
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He is enjoying following all the commentary!
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Proof that poetry can have delicious results! Looks yummy…
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Fresh bread and poetry — win-win!
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excellent poem
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He was pleased to see your comment!
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this creativity should be encouraged–I see a chef-poet in his future
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Clap your son on the back, or hug him, because he wrote a darn good poem here! How fun it was to read it. Please have him pass a bite of the pear bread, though. Would love to try a nibble.
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He got a kick out of writing it the evening after baking. I will be sure to pass on your compliments and see if he will let me give him a hug, ha!
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Pretty funny; didn’t know he was such a poet!
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He can be quite creative!
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Reblogged this on poetreecreations.org and commented:
We love this!
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I will be sure to pass on your comment to my son! ~ Kat
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And thank you 🙂
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